To brighten your day...

Two dumb fishermen decided  to rent a boat on a lake.  After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided to try one more time before calling it quits.  Suddenly, fish started biting and they caught their limit within 20 minutes.

"Hey, we should mark this spot so next time we'll know where to fish," the first man told his buddy.

"Good idea," the second man replied, taking out a can of spray paint and making a large X on the floor of the boat.

"Why'd you do that?" his friend asked.

"Now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish."

 

"Here's your sign." (for you Bill Engvall fans!)

 The other day, I broke 70.  That's a lot of golf clubs.

A loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite.  Four children leaped from the vehicle and quickly began unloading gear and setting up the tent.  The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.  A nearby camper marveled to the youngster's father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."

The father replied, "I have a system.  No one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."